Thursday, October 15, 2009

Dad's Rule's

Well today found me and Kai at home together once again. The poor boy has had the "swine flu" for 4 or 5 days now, and as of yesterday it was his first day without a fever. So even though he's fever free, it prompted another day home with dear old dad....or as people at my 1/2 time survey job call me.....Marty Stewart, the "Iron Skillet" of MEN! I don't mind, i like my kids and as said b4 sick or not time spent with my kids is a good thing....and sooooooo what if i like to cook, cann produce, and sometimes clean house too! Speaking of cleaning house check out "Bub". Looks like my diligence is paying off!

What's that you might ask? Well, this afternoon, both "Bub" and i were a little stir crazy so i started on dinner, and i gave the little man a box of trix ceral, gated off the deck so there were no dogs to bother him (it was 60 deg. this afternoon!....so no lecture's PLEASE), I put on his heavy coat and shoes, and gave him the deck to have to himslef.
Well, as you can see is didn't take him long to dump the trix, wander back inside and aquire the broom and head back out to "clean things up"......in "bub's" words this comes across as "bmaodfrejofhdoiangoehfiojfrt" don't worry i understood everything! Remember.....i'm Marty Stewart/Iron skillet man! I found the broom, and sent him on his way.

Where might he be sweeping such excess food you might ask? Well, to the two overweight, out of shape, a.k.a. FAT dogs waiting for a tasty morsel! Rember, i gated the deck for NO dogs. Well, to my dismay, that stops neither DOG nor BOY when it comes to food. Needless to say, ALL of them had a good feast!

Don't worry, a boy has to "smash" a few b4 the old dogs get any! An up close shot of Kai, his CLOD STOMPERS, and smashed TRIX!



An "UT OH" shot of the so called "accedient" in progress.
Look at this action photo of "First sight of The Droppings". Notice the look on both "old man Jed's" face and Kai's. Is that looks of Surprise, or Fortune? You be the judge!
From the North.....Where we get sick......battle though it.....get better......and feed dogs too!
Mark.....a.k.a......Marty Stewart......a.k.a........Iron Skillet!



1 comment:

  1. a little fresh air does a body good

    the trix probably helped too

    your mil

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